The Rules

I think they need to be modified.

The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

Pinch the head, suck the tail, burn in hell...

I’m continuously amazed at how Christian fundamentalists pick and choose what they are going to hit us over the head with and yet do not follow all of their own rules with any continuity. I mean for God’s sake, if you’re going to change the constitution to ban same sex marriages why aren’t you also passing laws against eating seafood or wearing mixed fabrics? Why don’t you trade your daughter for a pair of shoes if she isn’t married off by 19? Well, then there’s also the fact that Christians aren’t supposed to follow Leviticus, being as Christ vetoed it. Apparently someone didn’t get that memo.

It's all her fault

malice_bd inspired me to create this survival list. I own most of this stuff, now I've decided to finish buying the rest of it.

Survival Pack:

several smaller dry bags

standard first aid kit, but I would also add acupuncture needles, hand sanitizer, sun screen, tigers balm, Vaseline, chemical ice and heat packs and some kind of pain killer/ antibiotics.

Tooth brush, tooth paste and two dental floss, comb, soap, deodorant.

Extra pair of glasses and sun glasses.

space blanket

2 tarps

basic fire starting kit but I would ad a quarter pound of tree moss (natural fire starter).

Sleeping pad

lightweight 30 degree sleeping bag

a gallon or two of water


2 extra camel back bags

cooking tin

iodine and chlorine tablets, water purification tablets


20 MREs, gum, tea, sugar

fishing kit

Criswell katana

Gerber Mark II knife

titanium crowbar

Leatherman tool

sharpening tool

titanium spork

cable saw

aluminum mirror

compass/ gps



shortwave radio

two led flashlights with strobe and green light

solar power recharger kit with batteries and Ipod charger


military book on outdoor survival and emergency medical info

9 mm Glock 18, silencer, shoulder stock, laser sight and flashlight and longer clip, 4 spare clips, 50 rounds of extra ammo.

AR-15, flash suppressor, foldable stock, pistol grip, flashlight, infra red scope, double sided high capacity clip, 4 spare clips. 100 rounds of ammo.

T.A.D. Gear 3 layer BDU style pants and jacket with knee and elbow body armor

Oakley tactical gloves

Oakley tactical boots

Yates tactical rappel belt

50 feet of paracord

bdu shorts

two wife beater tank tops


5 pairs of wicking socks

5 pairs of wicking underwear

Outdoor research balaclava

foldable walking stick